so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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