If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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