I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Where is the hickey?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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