I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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