I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
wow bdsm is so cute
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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