He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
