i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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