Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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