oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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