Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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