You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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