How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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