i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
