You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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