I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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