I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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