oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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