We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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