I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
