he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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