I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
whose parrot is this?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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