I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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