Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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