Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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