But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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