Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I am spending my child support on dildos
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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