when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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