omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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