Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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