love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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