We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
