We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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