i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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