You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
well you can't waste a boner
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Houston, we have a squirter
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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