This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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