Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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