Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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