i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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