awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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