what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
