Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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