doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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