Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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