its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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