Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
farters have to be the big spoon...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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