So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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