2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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