But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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