Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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