so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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