may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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