Don't you send me to vm
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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