Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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