another moral hangover. fuck.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Randomize