You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
